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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 08:12
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
No way
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Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
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Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts